the tandem corp

“I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to their mother. I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost Gossip Girl. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars shoes is really lame, and thinks strip clubs gay bars are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the diswasher, and instead of just taking out forks as needed. Like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney Prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

- Liz Lemon